hotpotato: (Default)
[personal profile] hotpotato
Clown and Colonel. I want a word.

Date: 2017-03-25 05:53 am (UTC)
kentucky_mcgiygas: (S O G O O D)
From: [personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas
What can we do you for?

Date: 2017-03-25 05:59 am (UTC)
kentucky_mcgiygas: (We do it ALL for you)
From: [personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas
That's right!

Date: 2017-03-25 06:05 am (UTC)
kentucky_mcgiygas: (OBEY)
From: [personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas
We can do that. Noooo problem.

But you're going to have to do something for us.

Date: 2017-03-25 06:23 am (UTC)
kentucky_mcgiygas: (You deserve a BREAK today)
From: [personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas
That's not how it works. If you want to make a deal, you have to pony up the cash.

[A small panel in the wall opens and slides down, revealing a hole in the wall.]

Take a look in that hole. There's a pipe at the end of it. I want you reach aaaall the way in, grab it, and hold it for 15 seconds.

Date: 2017-03-25 06:30 am (UTC)
kentucky_mcgiygas: (I'm LOVIN' it)
From: [personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas
Nope.

[It isn't even 15 seconds before the massive blade drops from within the wall, severing his arm neatly just below the shoulder.]

Date: 2017-03-25 06:37 am (UTC)
kentucky_mcgiygas: (Think outside the bun)
From: [personal profile] kentucky_mcgiygas
It's done. Consider the girl safe.
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